Heffalumps and Hedgehogs

I found a post earlier today and was inspired. Not geniuinely inspired, mind, but generically inspired to where everyone just copies it and re-posts it. The only cool thing about mine is I INCLUDE PICTURES! Ha!

“If I..”

1. If I had a hamster, I’d name him…

Atticus

2. If I could write a song, it’d be about

How much I miss the panini I had in March.

3. If I died and became a ghost, I’d

Haunt Nick Zinner’s hair.

4. If I was sent to prison, I’d

Ask for the striped suit. Orange isn’t really my color.

6. If I could buy anything right now, it’d be

An ugly sweater. Size doesn’t matter. "Ugly sweaters are like snowflakes."

7. If I wore glasses, it’d be for

taking them off dramatically

8. If I could have any pet, it’d be a

Hedgehog

9. If I regretted anything in life, it’d be

not trying a fried Twinkie

10. Give us a childhood memory

When I was 4 years old, the Heffalumps and Woozles from Winnie the Pooh scared the crap out of me.

They still do.

Specially these two...it's their noses O.O

It’s 2 in the morning. Hooray. Wrapped presents today. Filled out 1 of the 4 apps. Washed my hair for those who were curious. I’ve never used this shapmoo (on purpose mistake) before so I’m like “What’s that smell?….Oh, it’s me!”

Tried to set up the printer. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Someone stepped on my 4-year-old heart today. Sophie’s not taking this well.

Someone finally told me to grow up.

I’ve already decided not to.

My family problems have gotten so preposterous, I’m pretending like they don’t even exist.

Today was not a fun one. All I want is a hug, a trip to the zoo, a dinosaur coloring book, and someone to kick my arse back to being who I am.

Well I’m off to try to sleep. Haa that’s a funny song we’ve heard before.

Speaking of those…

 There are some dirty, dirty minds out there

XD

P.S. Occasionally when I get caught up thinking about how prim and proper the queen is, I just narrow my eyes a bit and think to myself…“you poop Queen Elizabeth, I know you poop”